IM IN A SMALL SHIRT AND UNDIES WALKING WHILE TEXTING (INSIDE THE HOUSE) WHEN I HEARD AN UNFAMILIAR voice AND WHEN I LOOKED UP MY BROTHERS FRIEND WHO SAW ME IN THE SAME STATE MONTHS AGO WAS IN FRONT OF ME. MAY the earth SWALLOW ME
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- me: wow i have so much work
- to do
- me: *goes on tumblr*
- me: *watches a movie
- *
- me: *reads a novel*
- me: *takes a nap*
- me: *climbs a mountain*
- me: *backpacks through europe*
- me: why am i not getting anything done
- Me: *waiting for drink in Starbucks*
- Me: *putting on makeup*
- Guy: You know nice guys don't like when girls wear so much makeup.
- Me: *without looking up* Nice guys like you?
- Guy: Well, yea.
- Me: Have you ever considered that's why we wear it?
- Girl behind me: *spits out coffee laughing*
- Guy: Um.
- Me: *deadpan look* Nice girls like me don't give a fuck what you like.
- me: okay it's 7 am
- me: I should get up
- me: just five seconds
- me: five minutes
- me: five hours
- me: five days
- me: five years
- me: *tryin to carry a bunch of stuff*
- parent: u can make more than one trip-
- me: NO
- me: U DON'T UNDERSTAND
- me: THIS ISN'T ABOUT CARRYING THINGS
- me: THIS IS ABOUT HONOR
- parent: stop being ridiculous just-
- me: HONOR
- how my mother works
- me: mom i got all A's
- mom:
- me: mom i cleaned the whole house
- mom:
- me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
- mom:
- mom: is this your cup on the table?
- me: yes
- mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
- me: i'm going shopping do you want something?
- friend: nah, i'm fine
- *arrives*
- me: *eating cookies*
- friend: give me one
- me: are you fuckin kidding with me
- Me: why am I so tired and weak all the time?
- Me: *eats nothing of nutritional value*
- Me: *has crazy irregular sleep schedule*
- Me: *never exercises ever*
- Me: I just don't get it
- person: [about to shoot me]
- me: wait wait hold on a sec
- person: NO I'M GONNA KILL YOU
- me: I KNOW BRUH ok just hold on [grabs phone] just gimme one sec okay okay okay [looks through music, presses play]
- person: is this.... mmm whatcha say?
- me: shoot me now. i'm ready. i'm at peace.
- *at school*
- me: im tired
- me: im gonna go home and sleep
- me: i can't wait to sleep
- me: yay sleep woo way
- *at home*
- me: *doesn't sleep* *check tumblr*
IM SCREAMING
Make sure you get movie rights for the love story that’s bound to begin now
ummm hes 5 years older than me and nope

